Do Your Worsted

Little Brat has an ear infection. Whooo. Big whoop. Ya, I heard y'all say that. I know. At least 99% of the earth's kid population h...

I forgot the words to Jingle Bells today. I think I need a break from Christmas. No, I didn't vanish again. Were y'all worried? Just...

Random Update #1: My speedometer broke. I have no idea how fast I am going. The needle has spun right around to the wrong side of the pin an...

I almost did it today. I ALMOST killed a spider. I was almost brave. Someone at work yelled "Spider!" in the lunchroom. I stood ...

See. Told you I'd be back soon. I'm sort of eating and typing right now. I've been at work all day and I'm starving. Not jus...

Um....hi. Just peeking my head around the door to see if anyone throws a rotten tomato at me. I know I've been a bad blogger. I've b...

I have to tell y'all something. It's something I'm not very proud of but, I gotta get it off my chest. And, if I can't be h...

What? What's this bright light? It's blinding me. What? It's the sun? Really? Huh. I guess that's what happens when you live...

Hey Peeps. What's up. I don't really have a lot to talk about right now. Unless you care that I just mopped my floor and ate chips f...

I've been working. And working. And workings some more.But, yes. I have been on Facebook a lot, too. I can't help it. It's very...

How much FREAKING fun is facebook ?!?!!!!!

I know I haven't said much about the Amazing Race this run, but I have been watching it. It was a little anti-climactic when Rob and Amb...

*please note that I AM aware that today is Friday the Thirteenth. I know that in the past I have made a big deal about it, but those are usu...

I want to thank everyone who commented and emailed yesterday. I'm so glad I have y'all as friends. I'm not embarrassed about be...

I have to be honest with y'all. I haven't been online much. In the past few weeks, I've mostly only been on the computer to chec...

Just in case you have recently purchased a new chandelier at a certain home improvement store, and saw that the box had been previously open...

This morning, I had an epiphany. I was in the line up for the Tim Horton's drive thru during the morning rush. It was busy. It always i...

Let's just forget that I have been gone for a while. OK? Let's. It's going to be more normal, now. I am home during the days, ag...

I know. I KNOW. You miss me. I know. I miss me, too. It's been very busy here in Taradise . I've been training . And breaking in bra...

Ok! It's back on sale! BUY IT! I am! For myself. And one for my mom, too! And my mother in law. And my sisters. And my dad, even though ...

Jackson Five? Yes? No? That's kind of the feel I was going for with the blankie I made for little Michael. I call it the Fab Blankie. Or...

HOLY CRAP!!!!! It's finally here! The time has come! WHOOPEE !!! (Please hold a moment while Tara dances around her office with her dog...

A small hint of what I have been up to. The full story coming soon.... I know. I'm such a tease. And, since I was asked to tell y'al...

I'm still alive. I swear. Call off the search party. I'll explain my absence as soon as I can. While waiting......why not tell me s...

First of all, I would like to thank everyone for loving the Hair. I still love it, too. You know how sometimes, after a haircut, you feel li...

*Keep in mind that this is a hypothetical scenario and I have no plans to cheat on my husband. Love ya, Honey! Let's say you have a boyf...

I know you've all been such patient little troopers. It's time, though. The Hair is done. And the photo of The Hair is taken. But, f...

My hair is SO GORGEOUS!!!!!! Photo is coming. My camera battery died. Be patient.

Let's talk PI. No. I don't mean 3.14159265. That would just be weird. And totally out of character for me. Seriously. When have I ev...

No. No, I have NOT completed the Ten Day Turnaround. I have not even started it. I know. I KNOW. I said I would. A week ago. I KNOW. It got ...

Do they even have a name for the sound a bunch of giggling teenage girls at a slumber party make? It's not quite a squeal. Not quite a s...